Expecting…

I was playing golf in Richmond with my brother, Mark, and Kyle today.

After returning home, I found Victoria sitting in the hammock out back. She gave me a wave and started to come inside. She had also baked some brownies. All of this seemed a bit unusual, but I didn’t think twice about it at the time.

She joined me in the kitchen and told me that she was pregnant. I thought she was kidding around with me. She insisted she was not joking and then went upstairs. She brought the pregnancy test back downstairs and showed it to me. It said “Pregnant”.

I was now excited and we began hugging one another and saying how we were going to have a baby. Then I asked to see the instructions on the pregnancy test. Evidently the accuracy on a pregnancy test goes up the closer your are to your next period. Victoria was not sure when her last period was, so I was beginning to to be a skeptic. I searched the Internet for information about pregnancy tests and found that false positives usually don’t happen. So I was a believer again…