Connor delivers an Easter Day surprise during Church

We took Connor to church for the first time today (Easter Sunday).  I suggested we sit in the back row (normally Victoria likes to sit up front) in case we had to leave if Connor began to fuss.  Well, Connor slept for the first 30 minutes of the service and then he began to squirm and turn red.  I was sitting back, pacifier in hand, waiting for the moment to pull the “trigger” to preempt any crying session…

Then there was a significant sound that came from his little rear-end — it was loud enough that the woman in front of us briefly turned around to see what was going on.  (She has kids of her own and had asked how old Connor was, so I don’t think she was offended.  I just think she knew that was a “code red” bowel movement.)  I did not think much of it, because I have heard those before and sometimes it is just gas.  About 5 minutes later, Connor was ready to be fed so I left just as the choir began to sing.  I figured I could feed him and then change him…

I relocated to a classroom down the hall and was getting ready to feed him.  Mimi came down to check on us and at that time, I picked Connor up out of his car seat and sat him on my lap.  Disclaimer:  if you are eating a meal right now, come back and read this when you are done.  I noticed my hands were a little sticky and wet.  I looked in his carrier and noticed it was soiled in.  I then picked him up to see how bad it was.  His nice little Easter Sunday outfit, that his Great Grandmother from Florida just bought him, had changed from a nice light blue to a yellowish/greenish tint (pants and the back of his shirt).  It was all over the place and better yet, it was on my brand new pair of pants and brand new shirt.  Thanks Connor!

I asked Mimi to go get Victoria so we could head home.  I washed up the best I could.  Victoria soon found us and we headed out of the church.  I held the carrier in front of me so no one would see the lovely green stain on my pants and shirt.

So, to make a long story short…

There are no pictures of Connor in his Easter Sunday attire because of his little Easter Sunday surprise he delivered to Daddy.

Happy Easter!

Love,

Daddy, Mommy, and Connor (a clean Connor now)